She’s A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .
* I’ve been complaining a lot lately. I don’t blame you for ignoring me.
* I know I’m sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!
* This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
* Don’t get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.
* Don’t dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
* That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno’s again?
* I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.
* You’re my daddy! You’re my daddy!
* The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
* Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
* While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they’ll still cover.
* Bar food again!? Kick a*s.
* I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class.
* That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I’m gonna go over and talk to her.
* I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
* I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine’s day gift!
* Let’s just leave the toilet seat “up” at all times, then you don’t have to mess with it anymore.
* It’s only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
* Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck’s bare a*s!
* My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
* I’m so happy with my new hairstyle, I don’t think I’ll ever change it again.
* Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya’ big silly!
* You are so much smarter than my father.
* If we’re not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.