Before or after

Before or after

A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, “Dad, what does a p*ssy look like?”
The dad asked him, “before or after sex?”
“Ummmm, before sex”, the kid replied.
The dad said, “have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?”
“Yeah” said the son.
“Well, what about after sex?” said the son.
His dad replied, “have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise”!!!

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