Dora was on the road when she felt nature’s call. She enters a church and finds a priest. Dora asks,”Father, where’s the washroom?”
The priest replies,”It’s upstairs to the right.”
Dora climbs the stairs & forgets the direction the priest gave him. She turns left, and finds a big hole in the floor. She says to herself, “This must be where the priest meant. She had no idea that the priest was below the hole giving a ceremony. He was holding a big, copper tray right below the hole and says, “Lord, give us bread.”
At that moment, she craps into the hole and the crap lands on the tray.
He thanks the Lord. Then he holds up the copper tray and says, “Lord give us wine.” And Dora pees at that moment.
Now the priest is excited and and shouts, “Is there anything I can do for you?”
Dora shouts back, “Do you have any toilet paper?”