OLD DIRTY BLOG O.D.B THR33S!XM!X

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn’t afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn’t afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn’t sleep.

When she went past her oldest daughter’s room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter’s room and she couldn’t hear anything.

The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, “Why were you screaming last night?” The daughter replied “Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream.”

“That’s true.” She looked at her second daughter. “Why were you laughing so much last night?”

The daughter replied “Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh.”

“That’s also true.” Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”

The youngest daughter replied “Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full.”

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.” Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy.”

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. ‘What are you doing here?’ the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s screwing me.”

The captain looked at her, “He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.’

A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, “Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?” The lady responded, “They’re making a sandwich.” Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said “Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!”.

“I’ve been circumcised.”, the other replied.

“What’s that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

“How old were you when it was cut off?”

“My mom said I was two days old.”

“Did it hurt?”, the kid asked inquiringly.

“You bet it hurt, I didn’t walk for a year!”

THREES!X OLD D!RTY BLOG$ O.D.B

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?”

The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.”

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred buck just to see one.”

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says “That was so amazing I’ve got to see both of them. I’ll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together.”

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, “You know, your friend Chris came over.”

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”


Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”.

The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”

Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”

Wife : “Those they gave away.”

Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”

Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”

Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

“Oh my god!”, said the Queen, “That’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???”

The doctor leading the tour explains, “I’m sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly.”

“Oh, I am sorry” said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

“Oh my God”, said the Queen, “What’s happening in there?”

The Doctor replied, “Same problem, better health plan.”

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ….but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

borg.com

Your Daily Science Fiction, Fantasy and Entertainment Fix

charlieandtheghost

comic of the ghost and her charlie

The B Side

True stories by communications students at California State University, Bakersfield

Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

Diary of a Toronto Stand-Up Comedian

How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Little Wolf

Art Blog of Maryanna Hoggatt

and yadda yadda

By Jen Maidenberg

Riding Bitch

A blog about life, love, loss... and puppies.

Chris Hall | Beer Writer

Blog of Beer Writer Chris Hall. Pubs, breweries, food, festivals, and most importantly: beer.

The Bookshelf of Emily J.

life, lessons, and literature

Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

Fencing With Ink

God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

Bumping and Grinding Thru Life's Sorrow and Humor

Investigating Illness Narratives

Literature and Medicine

Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

The Rooted Traveller

Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

borg.com

Your Daily Science Fiction, Fantasy and Entertainment Fix

charlieandtheghost

comic of the ghost and her charlie

The B Side

True stories by communications students at California State University, Bakersfield

Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

Diary of a Toronto Stand-Up Comedian

How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Little Wolf

Art Blog of Maryanna Hoggatt

and yadda yadda

By Jen Maidenberg

Riding Bitch

A blog about life, love, loss... and puppies.

Chris Hall | Beer Writer

Blog of Beer Writer Chris Hall. Pubs, breweries, food, festivals, and most importantly: beer.

The Bookshelf of Emily J.

life, lessons, and literature

Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

Fencing With Ink

God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

Bumping and Grinding Thru Life's Sorrow and Humor

Investigating Illness Narratives

Literature and Medicine

Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

The Rooted Traveller

Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

borg.com

Your Daily Science Fiction, Fantasy and Entertainment Fix

charlieandtheghost

comic of the ghost and her charlie

The B Side

True stories by communications students at California State University, Bakersfield

Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

Diary of a Toronto Stand-Up Comedian

How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Little Wolf

Art Blog of Maryanna Hoggatt

and yadda yadda

By Jen Maidenberg

Riding Bitch

A blog about life, love, loss... and puppies.

Chris Hall | Beer Writer

Blog of Beer Writer Chris Hall. Pubs, breweries, food, festivals, and most importantly: beer.

The Bookshelf of Emily J.

life, lessons, and literature

Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

Fencing With Ink

God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

Bumping and Grinding Thru Life's Sorrow and Humor

Investigating Illness Narratives

Literature and Medicine

Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

The Rooted Traveller

Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

borg.com

Your Daily Science Fiction, Fantasy and Entertainment Fix

charlieandtheghost

comic of the ghost and her charlie

The B Side

True stories by communications students at California State University, Bakersfield

Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

Diary of a Toronto Stand-Up Comedian

How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Little Wolf

Art Blog of Maryanna Hoggatt

and yadda yadda

By Jen Maidenberg

Riding Bitch

A blog about life, love, loss... and puppies.

Chris Hall | Beer Writer

Blog of Beer Writer Chris Hall. Pubs, breweries, food, festivals, and most importantly: beer.

The Bookshelf of Emily J.

life, lessons, and literature

Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

Fencing With Ink

God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

Bumping and Grinding Thru Life's Sorrow and Humor

Investigating Illness Narratives

Literature and Medicine

Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

The Rooted Traveller

Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

Umar Khan Actor

Actor Umar Khan- A force to be reckoned with!

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

borg.com

Your Daily Science Fiction, Fantasy and Entertainment Fix

charlieandtheghost

comic of the ghost and her charlie

The B Side

True stories by communications students at California State University, Bakersfield

Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

Diary of a Toronto Stand-Up Comedian

How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

Little Wolf

Art Blog of Maryanna Hoggatt

and yadda yadda

By Jen Maidenberg

Riding Bitch

A blog about life, love, loss... and puppies.

Chris Hall | Beer Writer

Blog of Beer Writer Chris Hall. Pubs, breweries, food, festivals, and most importantly: beer.

The Bookshelf of Emily J.

life, lessons, and literature

Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

Fencing With Ink

God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

So Many Blogs, So Little Time

Bumping and Grinding Thru Life's Sorrow and Humor

Investigating Illness Narratives

Literature and Medicine

Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

The Rooted Traveller

Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,530 other followers

%d bloggers like this: