THRE3S!X*M@$H*UP

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St.Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off, or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!”

St. Peter was impressed .. “When did this happen?”
” Couple of minutes ago.”A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. “Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we’re ready to go on the trucks.”

“From now on,” he said, “we’re going to run this house the same way.” “When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we’re going to make love all night.”

The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, “Bell 1!” and his wife took off her clothes. “Bell 2,” and his wife jumped into bed. “Bell 3,” and they began to make love. After two minutes his wife yelled, “Bell 4!”

“What the hell is Bell 4?” the husband asks.

“Roll out more hose,” she replied, “you’re nowhere near the fire!”A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man on what to do.
Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, “phew”, but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says “phew”, but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what’s wrong, and he replies “I don’t think I can take another 66 of those!A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you”. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said “Jesus is watching you”. He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, “yes.” He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, “Moses.” The burglar asked, “what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?” The parrot said, “the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus”.At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,

“I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.” “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way, “What about all these biscuit purchases. What do you do with the crumbs?” “Ah, yes,” replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.” “I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

‘Well, Rabbi,’ he went on, ‘what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”

“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabbi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick”A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him, “Would you mind sitting in for me while I piss?”

The man being a pleasant soul said sure no problem. So the priest showed the man a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. So the man was pretty secure that he had things under control.
The man was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Mary’s, Rosaries and everything was going good. Then a lady came in said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob.”

So the man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn’t find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn’t find a penance.
So he asked an Altar Boy, “Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?”
To which the kid replied, “He usually gives us two candy bars and a soda pop.

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By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

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******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

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THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

TH*R*E*E*S*I*X*M*I*X

Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face ....but If you can make it through this gallery without cracking a smile, you may not be human.

Marc Warren

Your favorite rapper/ lyricist

THELMA'S *MARKETPLACE*

ONE *STOP *SHOP

nomasons

... prepare to be offended

YVETTE'S *HAIR *SALON

471 N. MAIN STREET,POMONA CA 91768

The Meat & Potatoes of Life

By Lisa Smith Molinari

BUTTERFLIES OF TIME

A CANVAS OF POETRY

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

Rollings Reliable

"It's a well known fact that great ladies of old believed that the culinary arts also fed the soul."

Charron's Chatter

Original Poetry, Limericks, Short Stories, Op-Eds & Funny, Fender-Sized Philosophies

A Holistic Journey

Finding my way back out of motherhood -- while mothering

Suzie81 Speaks

The thoughts and adventures of a thirty-something life

MARKED MOVIES

"all of life's riddles are answered in the movies"

Daily (w)rite

A Daily Ritual of Writing

MICHAEL JACKSON IMMORTALIZE

ULTRA TEMPUS (beyond TIME)

Khlam- media*1

******** "Let the Games Begin" ******************************

The Best Picture Project

Reviewing all Oscar nominees (not just the winners) in one year.

Japan Network

THE CULTURE NETWORKING

Pied Piper of R&B (Unauthorized)

~R*KELLY~#1 FAN RAQUEL

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The B Side

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Special Effects By Evelyn

467 N Main Street Pomona, Ca 91768 phone 9096238468

SIX MIX

RAP -HIPHOP-MIX

Japanese anime

MALIK HENRY

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How to be a comic...and, well, how not to be a comic.

WordPress.com News

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and yadda yadda

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The Bookshelf of Emily J.

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Utopia or Dystopia

where past meets future

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God, Life, and Funnies

Adventures in b&w

Just another photography blog

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Like french kissing a unicorn

Life Inspired

Home | Family | Style

Inspired by the Comforter

Random thoughts from the realm of the real

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Life is an adventure - from camping on Greenland's tundra to writing children's books.

katy warner

a messy blog

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Ghezal's World Adventures - Now in Spain

Not Taken, Not Available

I got 99 problems, but a dick ain't one.

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